Tazed in the Lady Nuts

Two and a Half Men 11×11

& Alan: Every time you use a public bathroom, you are putting your ass against every other ass that has ever been there. See this guy? I might as well rub my naked butt all over his.

& Nicole: Why do you keep saying, «It’s good»?
    Walden: It is good.
    Nicole: Just, you know, for 2002.
    Barry: I believe the correct terminology in 2002 was, «Oh, snap.»

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& Brooke: Yeah, yeah, here it is... When you pulled out the tick, you didn’t get all of it so it got inflamed. It’s like you’re the Hulk but only your balls got angry.

& Jenny: You know, this is what relationships are all about. Watching your girlfriend pull a tick out of your uncle’s junk...

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