The Cold

Modern Family 6×3

& Mitchell: Hey, Claire. What’s up?
    Claire: My fever, you orange jackass.
    Mitchell: Oh. Okay. So, obviously, you have my cold now. Everybody’s first symptom seems to be hate.

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& Phil: If laughter’s the best medicine, then you’re grape-flavored triaminic.

& Haley: With great hotness comes great responsibility.

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