& Annie: I love fucking you.
Jay: I fucking love you.
& Annie: ’From that moment on, everything was completely different. Not that we didn’t try. And if one made it difficult, two made it almost impossible.’
& Annie: Honey, let’s try to have sex next weekend when my mom comes over for lunch, okay?
& Nell: Daddy? I still don’t get it. Why do we keep having all of these days? And then, going to bed at night? And then, having all of these days? And then, going to bed at night?
Jay: Well, uh, that’s sort of what life is.
Nell: When will it end?
Jay: It won’t. ...
Nell: Won’t I get bored of doing this stuff again and again and again?
Jay: No.
Nell: But you and Mommy are bored.
& Annie: Let’s make a porn.
& Annie: What the hell is going on?
& Jay: You know the cloud?
& Annie: I’m not sure how to hurt you right now, Jay.
& Annie: And you can’t get it down from the cloud?
Jay: Nobody understands the cloud! It’s a fucking mystery!
& Robby: Who has sex for three hours?
Jay: We did.
Robby: That’s the length of the movie Lincoln! You did the full Lincoln.
& Jay: Siri! How do you perform CPR on a dog?
Siri: I found four places named «Starbucks.»
& Jay: Look, my point is, maybe everybody has an 11-inch dildo in their nightstand.
& Jay: I think I might’ve underestimated the size of YouPorn.
& YouPorn Owner: I’ve see a lot of fuckin’ sex tapes. It’s not something people do when everything’s goin’ great. It’s what you do when you’ve lost track of why you’re fuckin’ in the first place. It’s a quick fix. But it doesn’t solve anything. And a lot of times it just hides bigger problems.
Ω Motto for the movie? Such a self-irony? Commendable.
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Jay: I fucking love you.
& Annie: ’From that moment on, everything was completely different. Not that we didn’t try. And if one made it difficult, two made it almost impossible.’
& Annie: Honey, let’s try to have sex next weekend when my mom comes over for lunch, okay?
& Nell: Daddy? I still don’t get it. Why do we keep having all of these days? And then, going to bed at night? And then, having all of these days? And then, going to bed at night?
Jay: Well, uh, that’s sort of what life is.
Nell: When will it end?
Jay: It won’t. ...
Nell: Won’t I get bored of doing this stuff again and again and again?
Jay: No.
Nell: But you and Mommy are bored.
& Annie: Let’s make a porn.
& Annie: What the hell is going on?
& Jay: You know the cloud?
& Annie: I’m not sure how to hurt you right now, Jay.
& Annie: And you can’t get it down from the cloud?
Jay: Nobody understands the cloud! It’s a fucking mystery!
& Robby: Who has sex for three hours?
Jay: We did.
Robby: That’s the length of the movie Lincoln! You did the full Lincoln.
& Jay: Siri! How do you perform CPR on a dog?
Siri: I found four places named «Starbucks.»
& Jay: Look, my point is, maybe everybody has an 11-inch dildo in their nightstand.
& Jay: I think I might’ve underestimated the size of YouPorn.
& YouPorn Owner: I’ve see a lot of fuckin’ sex tapes. It’s not something people do when everything’s goin’ great. It’s what you do when you’ve lost track of why you’re fuckin’ in the first place. It’s a quick fix. But it doesn’t solve anything. And a lot of times it just hides bigger problems.
Ω Motto for the movie? Such a self-irony? Commendable.
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