Door to Door

Modern Family 3×4

& Jay: Manny, write this down. A good salesman goes after Moby-Dick in a rowboat... and brings the tartar sauce with him.
    Manny: Jay’s always telling me to «write this down.» I don’t always catch everything he says. «Something, something, firm handshake.» «Never take the first room they show you.» I’m not sure who «they» is. And this one just says... «pancakes.»

& Jay: Hey there, Mr. Salesman!
    Manny: Can we not talk about business?
    Jay: That bad, huh?
    Manny: I gave it everything I got. Working the dimples, going big eyes. It got me two things— diddly and squat.

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& Manny: Hello, ma’am. Do you love Christmas?
    Neighbor: Actually, I’m Jewish.
    Manny: Well, then you must appreciate a good value.
    Jay: Ah, geez.

& Jay: You know, I- I actually need some wrapping paper. Do you know where I can find some?
    Manny: You don’t have to do that.
    Jay: I want to do it.
    Manny: You’ll never go broke playing to a rich guy’s ego. Write that down.

& Cameron: Okay, that— that is enough! No! You’ve proven your point! I don’t like to clean up. It’s smelly, it’s sticky, and after I eat, I’m tired, I just want to lay down.

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