Naani's Return

Citizen Khan 3×1

& Mrs. Khan: I know it’s not the way we usually do things in our culture...
    Mr. Khan: Sweetie, we Pakistanis need to adopt British values, one of them being dump your old peoples into a nice home till Christmas, isn’t it?
    Alia: What do they do in Pakistan?
    Mr. Khan: Alia, beti, in our culture, when a person becomes too old and frail to look after themselves, we bring them in, give them food and warmth, then take them up to the hills and leave them for the dogs and crows... It’s nature’s way.

& Mrs. Khan: She’s in hospital.
    Mr. Khan: Great!.. In a sad way.

& Keith: Salman I like him, Mr Khan.

& Keith: Welcome back! How was Pakistan?
    Mr. Khan: Oh, just like Birmingham, but less Pakistanis.

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& Mr. Khan: Oh, twaddi!

& Mr. Khan: Take all your clothes off.
    Amjad: What!?
    Mr. Khan: We can’t do it with your clothes on, can we?
    Amjad: I suppose not. Can I still marry Shazia afterwards?
    Mr. Khan: What are you talking about?
    Amjad: What are YOU talking about?

& Mr. Khan: OK, I’ve got another plan, but if this doesn’t work, it’s bra and panties time.

& Mr. Khan: It’s mobile prayer trolley- latest thing. Actually, could you point me towards Mecca?

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