Hit and Run

Modern Family 3×5

& Claire: I can’t believe ridiculous people like him end up in office.
    Phil: Well, why don’t you run? You’re smart. You care about the community. And you’re easy on the eyes when you put a little effort into it.
    Claire: Are you serious?
    Phil: Yeah. Maybe change out of the sweaty gym clothes every once in a while—

& Claire: Who would take them to practice and recitals... and keep them from burning the house down?
    Phil: It must be so hard being a single mom.
    Claire: Oh—
    Phil: Claire, I will. If you wanna fly, I’m not gonna hold your feet to the ground. Hmm. I wanna be the one to push you off the cliff.

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& Haley: Please. it’s really important.
    Luke: Look, I’d love to help you out, but I’m not very liquid right now. It’s in a block of ice... I got the idea when I heard about rich guys with frozen assets. «Ass-ets.»

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