Go Bullfrogs!

Modern Family 3×6

& Gloria: Manny, who is this Bella girl, and why is her name all over your notebook?
    Manny: Bella’s no girl, Mom. She has recently blossomed, like a purple lilac in April.
    Gloria: What do you mean, she blossom? Like the puberty?

& Claire: I have two kids at sleepovers, and Haley’s out of town with Phil. That means I have one night to myself, which happens... once every never.

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& Claire: What the hell is this? No, I asked you guys for a fun night out, not this. I need music and dancing and secondhand smoke.

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