Two and a Half Men 6×13
Charlie: Good question. You know how easy Texas Hold ’Em looks on TV when you can see the other guys’ hole cards?
Alan: Yeah.
Charlie: Very different in real life.
& Charlie: Oh, hey, a calendar... What’s “JMC” stand for?
Alan: Nothing.
Charlie: Oh, come on. John Mellencamp Cougar?
Alan: No.
Charlie: Jumping Methodist... Cougar?
Alan: No.
Charlie: Then I give up.
Alan: Well... if you must know, it stands for “Judith’s menstrual cycle.”
Charlie: Get out.
& Alan: Just thought I’d stop by and see if you needed any help with the baby’s room.
Herb: Thanks, I’m painting today.
Alan: Oh, great. Just call me Vincent Van “Gogh-ing” to help you. ... Funnier in my head. Let’s go.
& Charlie: How about I tell you something embarrassing about myself first?
Jake: Like what?
Charlie: Well, let’s see... All right, about 15 years ago, I was in Bangkok.
Jake: What?!
Charlie: Bangkok. ..... It’s a real place, you nimrod!
Jake: Still funny though.
& Jake: How do I look?
Charlie: She already likes you, right?
Jake: Yeah.
Charlie: Then you look great.
& Charlie: What the hell is that cologne?
Jake: Air freshener from the toilet. I figured I was spraying it anyway.
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