Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy

Young Sheldon 5×5

Adult Sheldon: In astronomy, a syzygy is a rare event when three or more celestial bodies line up. You may also know it as the stars aligning, which was probably coined by someone who couldn't spell "syzygy." If you want to win Scrabble, remember this bad boy.

George: You don't want to be the rebound guy.
Billy: What's that?
George: That's the guy after the guy she really liked and before the next guy she really likes.

George: I-It's like football. You can go for it on fourth down on your own 20-yard line, but if you don't make it, it's game over.
Billy: You're not just a football coach. You're a coach of life.

Adult Sheldon: You probably think of quantum physics as a white-knuckle rush of adrenaline, like the Peter Pan ride at Disneyland. But the reality can be a little less exciting, especially when you're stuck...

Georgie: You said "girls!"
Meemaw: They were girls... once.
Georgie: Not in this century.

Georgie: That is so cool.
Meemaw: Very cool. I got a room full of slot machines I can't turn on and a room full of washing machines I don't want.

Missy: What did you say to Billy?
George: Uh... What did Billy say to you?

George: You got rejected, but was it the end of the world?
Billy: No.
George: And that is extremely valuable information. A lot of guys don't learn that and stop taking chances.

Adult Sheldon: My father didn't always get the credit he deserved. The advice he gave me actually worked out pretty well. Of course, I never told him. ..... He may not have been the world's greatest dad. But maybe we weren't the world's greatest kids.

Connie: You think that grown-ups are gonna gamble for some stuffed animals?
Dale: Yeah, that you're buying back from them.
Connie: Well, a teddy bear's only worth a couple of bucks.
Dale: It's worth whatever you say it's worth. They win a hundred bucks, then it's worth a hundred bucks.

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