The D & D Vortex

The Big Bang Theory 12×16

Wil Wheaton: Now, before you explain it, keep in mind that our average viewer is this many.
Amy: Okay, imagine you're looking in a mirror. The image you see looks just like you. That's called symmetrical...
Sheldon: Now imagine you have a billion mirrors, and each of them reflects one thing about you correctly and a billion things about you incorrectly. And imagine the set of incorrect things are floating in an abstract n-dimensional hyperspace. Now imagine there was never a mirror to begin with.

Wil Wheaton: ... Maybe it's a special guest who I invited just to surprise you. Why don't you open it up and find out.
Sheldon: This is a terrible message to send to children! Children, you never open the door if you don't know who's on the other side! You always make your mommy or daddy do it while you hide under the bed and try to imagine what your superhero name will be when you avenge their deaths... But it can't be The Silver Shadow-- that's mine!

Raj: Hey, you guys want to read my fan fiction mash-up, "Captain Marvelous Mrs. Maisel"?

Penny: Leonard played Dungeons & Dragons with the hot guy from Magic Mike.
Bernadette: I never got to see that movie.
Penny: Seriously?!
Bernadette: Yeah, Howie made us leave as soon as he realized it wasn't about magic.
Amy: Well, I have seen that movie one or seven times, and trust me, it is magic.

Wil Wheaton: No. No. No. Hell no.

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