I Am Ashamed

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend 4×2

♪ Meet Rebecca ♪
♪ She's too hard to summarize ♪

Paula: Hon, have you been online today?
Rebecca: That's a terrifying sentence. No, I have not. Why?

♪ Step out the door, then back through the door ♪
♪ Sit on the floor and stare at the floor ♪
♪ Rock yourself until you feel okay ♪
♪ And carpe diem, carpe dontem ♪
♪ Time to grab life by the scrotum ♪
♪ But, first, let's read some facts about stingrays...... ♪

♪ Take ♪
♪ One step forward, two steps back ♪
♪ No, two steps forward, four steps back ♪
♪ Five more steps back and now I'm back in bed ♪
♪ Okay, now I'm ready to go.... ♪

Heather: ...And the only reason you think there's a ghost or whatever is because it's Halloween right now. I mean, if it was Thanksgiving, you would think there was a turkey in here.

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Darryl: Holy Goddess of Milk Jugs! Oh, look at this breast milk. ...it looks gorgeous. Never frozen, vegan, non-smoking, alcohol-free. Look. Oh, so creamy...
White Josh: Guh-ross.

White Josh: I hate Halloween. It's just an excuse to sell toxic plastic costumes and death sugar candy.

Valencia: The candle draws out the spirit from hiding, the clove makes it safe for the spirit to emerge, and the crystals... they're just pretty.

Paula: Um, I-I thought this was gonna be boring, but you know what? Best. Halloween. Ever!

Paula: Oh, Valencia. Come on, these are great illusions! You're like David Copperfield without the assault allegations.

Rebecca: I know that it's easier sometimes to just dwell in that shame rather than move on. God, there is something weirdly satisfying about just... staying in... the purgatory of your past. But you have to move on... You can't change what happened, but you can change what will happen. So move on, Devon. Move forward.

♪ Some people are scared of goblins and ghosts ♪
♪ They shriek at a raven perched on a post ♪
♪ "Oh, no!" they cry ♪
♪ "It's a spooky black cat" ♪
♪ But there are so many things ♪
♪ Far more frightening than that..... ♪

♪ ....... Because nothing is as scary ♪
♪ As what lurks in your past ♪

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