The Borgias 2×7
Juan: Smell them.
Rodrigo Borgia: Why should we smell a turd?
Juan: They are called cigarros. They are an exotic creation from the New World. I will happily demonstrate at your Holiness’s leisure.
& Rodrigo Borgia: So, we take a turd in our hand...
Juan: Cigarro.
Rodrigo Borgia: Yes, cigarro. Then what?
Juan: You put it in your mouth.
Rodrigo Borgia: What? All of it?
& Rodrigo Borgia: Ah! We are on fire!
Juan: One more time...
Rodrigo Borgia: What is this called?
Juan: Smoking!
Rodrigo Borgia: Smoking? Indeed, well, one is smoking.
& Lucrezia: What is that in your mouth?
Rodrigo Borgia: It’s a cigarro.
Lucrezia: Hm. Not a turd?
Rodrigo Borgia: No!
Lucrezia: It smells like one.
Ω Exactly!
& Doctor: Your salvation may lie in this, uh, modest instrument. Allow me to demonstrate... This is inserted into the privy member. There will be pain. Once it is in place, I push on this gizmet, here... revealing the umbrella-like apparatus that does the work. The instrument is withdrawn and thus it will scrape clear the pus and discharge upon its exit. Are you ready?
Juan: No.
& Micheletto: God’s children are knocking at the door.
Machiavelli: God will follow later.
Cesare: Would you care to answer?
Micheletto: No. Would you?
Cesare: No.
Machiavelli: I hear no knocking.
& Rodrigo Borgia: Your indecision is a gift to our enemies. A folly! This could cost us our lives, our home, our all! You are marrying for all of us, Lucrezia, not just yourself. For family!
& Lucrezia: What more is to be said? Sell me to the highest bidder.
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