New Year's Eve

Modern Family 4×11

& Gloria: It’s not goofy. It’s a tradition. At midnight, you eat 12 grapes, you make 12 wishes, one for each month of the year.
    Jay: And you really think that works?
    Gloria: Five years ago, I was a single mother living in a slum. Today, I’m driving to Palm Springs in my new car with my rich husband.

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& Jay: I checked the web site. The pictures looked beautiful.
    Phil: Never trust pictures on the Internet. Shoot it from the right angle, you can make anything look bigger and better.
    Claire: Houses, you pervs! He’s a realtor.

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