Mistery Date

Modern Family 4×8

& Girl 1: Can you believe this is my first bar mitzvah?
    Girl 2: You’ll love it. I heard the gift bags have smartphones.
    Girl 1: Jewish people are so awesome.

& Manny: Luke, we have to go to that bar mitzvah... There was a connection. I know this sounds crazy, but I feel like my whole life has led to this moment.
    Luke: You made a very similar speech to get my mom to stop for those churros.

---

& Manny: This is hopeless.
    Luke: Have a little faith. Did the Jews give up when the Egyptians chased them to the banks of the red sea?
    Manny: How do you know all this stuff?
    Luke: Was I the only one listening to Uncle Menachem’s toast?

--
+ quotes on the IMDb