& Kelly: We’re gonna finish that.
Mac: We will finish that.
Kelly: FYI, we’re gonna do it in every room.
Mac: And this time, I’m going to ejaculate.
& Kelly: Just because we have a house and a baby doesn’t mean that we’re old people.
Mac: No. Fuck old people. Old people don’t fuck like we just did.
Kelly: Baby, I nearly came.
& Mac: What’s nice about the house is that it looks like every penny we have is inside of it. So, at least it looks like it.
Kelly: It’s legitimate, right?
& Kelly: So, how did you meet Teddy?
Brooke: I saw him. He saw me.
Kelly: .... Yeah. It’s a really romantic story.
& Mac: What do you got there, sweetie?.. Is that a balloon?.. Did you find a balloon?.... Oh, shit! That’s not a balloon!
& Mac: Their dicks bought a hot tub? My dick couldn’t buy a hot tub.
Kelly: Hey. Your dick could buy more than a hot tub. Your dick bought me.
Mac: Thank you very much.
Kelly: I’m not a sizeist!
& Mac: Let’s do something crazy.
Kelly: Why don’t I stick something up your ass?
Mac: No, not tonight... Not tonight. Can I stick something up your ass?
Kelly: No, I’m not that drunk.
& Kelly: Oh, my boobs. Oh, God. I gotta feed Stella. I’m more milk than woman.
& Mac: Oh, they’re hulking out! They’re gonna blow.
Kelly: What is happening to me?
Mac: Oh, gross! They look like my grandma’s legs. Okay, let me call my mom. She’ll tell us what to do right now.
Kelly: Do not call your mother! Jesus! You Jews and your fucking mothers!
& Mac: What do I do?
Kelly: Milk me.
& Kelly: Be a man and milk me!
& Pete: So, are we cool with what happened last night?
Teddy: Bros before hos. Right?
Pete: Yeah... Yeah, man.
Teddy: Junk before trunk.
Pete: All right, balls before dolls.
Teddy: Compadres before I sleep with tu madres.
Pete: Brad Pitt before grab clit.
Teddy: Deez nuts before skinny sluts.
Pete: Masturbate before I ask her to date.
Teddy: Beef stew before watching the view.
Pete: Male erection before one direction.
Teddy: Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee.
Pete: Bert and Ernie before squirtin’ spermy.
Teddy: Man purses before regular purses.
Pete: Makes sense. Okay. Sports before genital warts... No, fuckin’. That’s bad.
Teddy: That was a little weird.
Pete: I’m fading a little bit.
Teddy: John Madden before...
Pete: Jasmine from Aladdin!
Teddy: Jasmine from Aladdin!
& Mac: Why would they just break in and steal the airbags?
Kelly: I don’t know. We should file a police report...
Mac: What the fuck? ... Oh, shit! ... Found the airbags! There’s three left! ... Fuck! ... Two left!
Ω That’s it!
& Mac: We made a baby. Things have changed. Everything has changed.
Kelly: Part of our life is just totally over.
Mac: Yeah.
Kelly: Just gone.
Mac: Yeah.
Kelly: It’s never coming back.
Mac: No.
Kelly: We’ll never not be responsible for someone until we’re so, so old.
Mac: I think I like old people shit better than young people shit now.
Kelly: I love brunch.
Mac: Oh, yes!
Kelly: And I get really excited when I smell freshly ground coffee.
Mac: Me, too, because it’s awesome.
Kelly: Like, way too excited.
Mac: I want a tomato garden. How’s that?
Kelly: I love going to the container store and buying containers.
Mac: Me, too.....
& Mac: Do you think we’ll be good parents?
Kelly: I think we’ll be good at it and bad at it.
& Kelly: This is gonna be the best calendar yet...
Mac: All right. Let’s do it. Who’s my little Heisenberg? You are! She’s a little meth head.
Kelly: No, she just makes it.
Mac: Oh...
& Kelly: I feel completely comfortable missing that party.
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Mac: We will finish that.
Kelly: FYI, we’re gonna do it in every room.
Mac: And this time, I’m going to ejaculate.
& Kelly: Just because we have a house and a baby doesn’t mean that we’re old people.
Mac: No. Fuck old people. Old people don’t fuck like we just did.
Kelly: Baby, I nearly came.
& Mac: What’s nice about the house is that it looks like every penny we have is inside of it. So, at least it looks like it.
Kelly: It’s legitimate, right?
& Kelly: So, how did you meet Teddy?
Brooke: I saw him. He saw me.
Kelly: .... Yeah. It’s a really romantic story.
& Mac: What do you got there, sweetie?.. Is that a balloon?.. Did you find a balloon?.... Oh, shit! That’s not a balloon!
& Mac: Their dicks bought a hot tub? My dick couldn’t buy a hot tub.
Kelly: Hey. Your dick could buy more than a hot tub. Your dick bought me.
Mac: Thank you very much.
Kelly: I’m not a sizeist!
& Mac: Let’s do something crazy.
Kelly: Why don’t I stick something up your ass?
Mac: No, not tonight... Not tonight. Can I stick something up your ass?
Kelly: No, I’m not that drunk.
& Kelly: Oh, my boobs. Oh, God. I gotta feed Stella. I’m more milk than woman.
& Mac: Oh, they’re hulking out! They’re gonna blow.
Kelly: What is happening to me?
Mac: Oh, gross! They look like my grandma’s legs. Okay, let me call my mom. She’ll tell us what to do right now.
Kelly: Do not call your mother! Jesus! You Jews and your fucking mothers!
& Mac: What do I do?
Kelly: Milk me.
& Kelly: Be a man and milk me!
& Pete: So, are we cool with what happened last night?
Teddy: Bros before hos. Right?
Pete: Yeah... Yeah, man.
Teddy: Junk before trunk.
Pete: All right, balls before dolls.
Teddy: Compadres before I sleep with tu madres.
Pete: Brad Pitt before grab clit.
Teddy: Deez nuts before skinny sluts.
Pete: Masturbate before I ask her to date.
Teddy: Beef stew before watching the view.
Pete: Male erection before one direction.
Teddy: Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee.
Pete: Bert and Ernie before squirtin’ spermy.
Teddy: Man purses before regular purses.
Pete: Makes sense. Okay. Sports before genital warts... No, fuckin’. That’s bad.
Teddy: That was a little weird.
Pete: I’m fading a little bit.
Teddy: John Madden before...
Pete: Jasmine from Aladdin!
Teddy: Jasmine from Aladdin!
& Mac: Why would they just break in and steal the airbags?
Kelly: I don’t know. We should file a police report...
Mac: What the fuck? ... Oh, shit! ... Found the airbags! There’s three left! ... Fuck! ... Two left!
Ω That’s it!
& Mac: We made a baby. Things have changed. Everything has changed.
Kelly: Part of our life is just totally over.
Mac: Yeah.
Kelly: Just gone.
Mac: Yeah.
Kelly: It’s never coming back.
Mac: No.
Kelly: We’ll never not be responsible for someone until we’re so, so old.
Mac: I think I like old people shit better than young people shit now.
Kelly: I love brunch.
Mac: Oh, yes!
Kelly: And I get really excited when I smell freshly ground coffee.
Mac: Me, too, because it’s awesome.
Kelly: Like, way too excited.
Mac: I want a tomato garden. How’s that?
Kelly: I love going to the container store and buying containers.
Mac: Me, too.....
& Mac: Do you think we’ll be good parents?
Kelly: I think we’ll be good at it and bad at it.
& Kelly: This is gonna be the best calendar yet...
Mac: All right. Let’s do it. Who’s my little Heisenberg? You are! She’s a little meth head.
Kelly: No, she just makes it.
Mac: Oh...
& Kelly: I feel completely comfortable missing that party.
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