Two and a Half Men 10×1
Walden: The rest of my life.
Alan: Beg your pardon?
Walden: I’m gonna ask her to marry me.
Alan: Are you serious?!
Walden: Absolutely.
Alan: Wow. Wow. That’s, uh... Um...
Berta: What he’s trying to say is: Once you’re married, where’s he gonna live?
& Berta: If I looked like him, I wouldn’t take myself off the market.
Alan: Is that so?
Berta: Oh, yeah. I’d be out there every night wearing my penis down to a nub. It’d look like a golf pencil.
Alan: Hey, a golf pencil does a lot of scoring, lady.
& Walden: Zoey Hyde-Tottingham-Pierce. Will you do me the honor of becoming... Zoey Hyde-Tottingham-Pierce-Schmidt?
& Berta: Oh, my stars! Michael Bolton. I have a vibrator named after you.
& Walden: Saying yes to someone who loves you more than life itself... is not complicated.
Zoey: Fine. Do you really want to know?
Walden: I really wanna know.
Alan: Oh, hang on, hang on. Okay, okay. This is an example of what I was talking about. When a woman says, “Do you really want to know?”, you think you want to know, but trust me, you don’t.
& Alan: So listen, um... would we be, uh, having sex like guys do?
Walden: Oh, I would. You’d be having sex more like a woman does.
Alan: Hmm.
Walden: Problem?
Alan: No, I’m open to it.
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