Modern Family 2×5
Cameron: Don’t you think I know that?
Mitchell: This is perfect. Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America.
& Claire: We have called this family meeting... because the personal electronics... have gotten out of control. Starting today, there’s going to be a one-week ban on all cell phones... Texting, I.M.’ing... video chatting, video gaming, anything on the Internet.
Alex: How am I supposed to do my homework?
Claire: The way I did.
Phil: With a chisel and a piece of stone.
Claire: Phil.
Phil: Can’t unplug my funny bone.
& Phil: I am completely on board your mother’s horse and buggy to yesteryear. For the next week, I may as well be Amish... Jebediah Dunphy. Raisin’ barns, witnessin’ murders, makin’ electric fireplace hearths.
& Nikki: Sugars, you can get into any school you want.
Mitchell: I’m sorry. Really?
Nikki: Oh, you didn’t know that? Oh, yeah. All of these schools like to brag about their diversity. You’re diverse times three... in demand. You’re like Jimmy Buffett tickets... to these hybrid-driving, straight white folks.
& Cameron: Disabled interracial lesbians with an African kicker?! Did not see that coming.
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