Family Portrait

Modern Family 1×24

& Cameron: It’s more afraid of you than you are of it.
Mitchell: Pigeons aren’t scared of anything. They stand on electrical wires!

& Phil: When it lands on you, you’re supposed to kiss. ... It’s my wife’s dad’s second wife, So, legally okay, but still weird... That was awkward.

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& Phil: ’Claire is a perfectionist, Which sometimes is a good thing. Like when it comes to picking a... husband. Sometime it’s a bad thing. Like when, uh, everyone else sees something beautiful, and all she sees is the teeny, tiny flaw.’

& Claire: Everyone! Listen, this took me forever to put together, so I don’t really care who kissed who and who’s got a pimple on her head, and who is wearing an outrageously inappropriate dress! We are gonna get together and act like a normal family for 1/10 of a freaking second, and we’re gonna do it right now!

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