Halloween

Modern Family 2×6

& Cameron: Look at that. Yesterday’s lazy cures today’s crazy.

& Claire: ... Usher the children in, past Alex in her cage...
    Alex: I’m in a cage?
    Claire: Yes. You’re in a house of horrors, being held against your will.
    Alex: Yeah, I know. So why do we need the cage?

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& Phil: I know I haven’t been much help today. That whole Jerry and Judy thing, it really hit me hard.
    Claire: Is that why you’ve been acting like such a nut all day?
    Phil: You know, what if someday that’s us?
    Claire: Honey... Look, you might not want to hear this right now... after the meltdown I just had in there... but you’re kinda stuck with me.
    Phil: You promise?

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