& Tyler: ♪ This t-shirt’s on fire! ♪
Lauren: Why is he singing that?
& Jim: I haven’t been on a date in 20 years.
Lauren: I haven’t been on a date since senior year.
Ω ?!?!
& Lauren: You know... I’m curious. With so many possible reasons, which one’s the one your wife left you for?
& Jen: Try this on. This dress can change a woman from the kind a man cheats on to the kind a man cheats with.
& Jim: Do you have any other children, or just the masturbator?
& Lauren: Whoa. Are these for your daughter?
Jim: Yeah. She’s 15, and her «friend» just paid a visit.
Lauren: Okay. Well, these are for a much older «friend.» A much heavier «friend» staying in a much bigger «room» than your daughter has.
Jim: You lost me... You found me. Oh.
& Lauren: Wait. How do you know where I live?
Jim: I googled you and «closet queens» came up. You’re a lesbian?
Lauren: No. We organize «closets.» And we’re the best, so we’re «queens.» «Closet queens.»
Jim: Maybe the picture was confusing me...
& Jim: Mfana. Will you do us a favor? Just leave us alone for just two secs.
Mfana: Kulungile, which means «of course.»
& Mfana: Here is where you make more theopotamuses.
& Brendan: What part of «not dating» does this bed fit into?
& Nickens: I would like to welcome you to our fourth annual blended familymoon week! Yebo!
Hilary: What’s a blended family?
Jim: I don’t know. It sounds painful, though.
& Mfana: Mr. Bellyflopolis, the crocodiles are fake!
Jim: They’re fake?! Why would you make them look so realistic?!
Mfana: Well, to scare the baboons away.
Jim: You just scared a zebra stripe into my underwear!
& Espn: Mom’s sleeping there.
Jim: Okay, can I sleep with her?
Espn: No, you’ll crush her.
Jim: No, I just... I could get in with her and spoon with her. It would be nice.
Espn: I don’t wanna see that.
& Jim: Lou, will you wake up with daddy, please?
Lou: In the name of Lucifer, let us sleep.
& Lou: He’s a good daddy. He just doesn’t have a bagina.
& Eddy: Emotional. Time passing. Changes.
Jim: It’s... it’s... it’s hard.
Eddy: You gotta let it go. Turning the page. Movin’ on.
Jim: She was a little kid just a...
Eddy: Processing it. Accepting it. The circle of life. Painful, though.
Jim: It hurts, right?
Eddy: Nah. Not for me. I got a boy. But you’re in the shithouse.
Jim: Thanks.
& Jim: Spread ’em! Spread the legs!
Lou: Her bagina!
& Tyler: Yes! Did you see that?! I killed it!
Jim: Let’s do it a hundred more times.
& Mfana: The song. He took the word «splendid» and replaced it with «blended.» So clever. It rhymes!
Jim: But the real word is «splendored.» So wouldn’t it be «blendored»?
& Mfana: Izithandane ziyafuna ukuba munye Mfana ngomoya nagemiza. «Lovers long for the moment their souls may blend in a whisper.» Mm. May this be your moment.
Jim: Did you eat pork chops with... tuna fish today at lunch?
Mfana: Yes, I did.
Jim: I can tell.
Mfana: Apologies. I will brush my teeth presently, Mr. Lollipopolis.
Jim: I’d brush ’em twice.
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Σ They could act better. They could!
Lauren: Why is he singing that?
& Jim: I haven’t been on a date in 20 years.
Lauren: I haven’t been on a date since senior year.
Ω ?!?!
& Lauren: You know... I’m curious. With so many possible reasons, which one’s the one your wife left you for?
& Jen: Try this on. This dress can change a woman from the kind a man cheats on to the kind a man cheats with.
& Jim: Do you have any other children, or just the masturbator?
& Lauren: Whoa. Are these for your daughter?
Jim: Yeah. She’s 15, and her «friend» just paid a visit.
Lauren: Okay. Well, these are for a much older «friend.» A much heavier «friend» staying in a much bigger «room» than your daughter has.
Jim: You lost me... You found me. Oh.
& Lauren: Wait. How do you know where I live?
Jim: I googled you and «closet queens» came up. You’re a lesbian?
Lauren: No. We organize «closets.» And we’re the best, so we’re «queens.» «Closet queens.»
Jim: Maybe the picture was confusing me...
& Jim: Mfana. Will you do us a favor? Just leave us alone for just two secs.
Mfana: Kulungile, which means «of course.»
& Mfana: Here is where you make more theopotamuses.
& Brendan: What part of «not dating» does this bed fit into?
& Nickens: I would like to welcome you to our fourth annual blended familymoon week! Yebo!
Hilary: What’s a blended family?
Jim: I don’t know. It sounds painful, though.
& Mfana: Mr. Bellyflopolis, the crocodiles are fake!
Jim: They’re fake?! Why would you make them look so realistic?!
Mfana: Well, to scare the baboons away.
Jim: You just scared a zebra stripe into my underwear!
& Espn: Mom’s sleeping there.
Jim: Okay, can I sleep with her?
Espn: No, you’ll crush her.
Jim: No, I just... I could get in with her and spoon with her. It would be nice.
Espn: I don’t wanna see that.
& Jim: Lou, will you wake up with daddy, please?
Lou: In the name of Lucifer, let us sleep.
& Lou: He’s a good daddy. He just doesn’t have a bagina.
& Eddy: Emotional. Time passing. Changes.
Jim: It’s... it’s... it’s hard.
Eddy: You gotta let it go. Turning the page. Movin’ on.
Jim: She was a little kid just a...
Eddy: Processing it. Accepting it. The circle of life. Painful, though.
Jim: It hurts, right?
Eddy: Nah. Not for me. I got a boy. But you’re in the shithouse.
Jim: Thanks.
& Jim: Spread ’em! Spread the legs!
Lou: Her bagina!
& Tyler: Yes! Did you see that?! I killed it!
Jim: Let’s do it a hundred more times.
& Mfana: The song. He took the word «splendid» and replaced it with «blended.» So clever. It rhymes!
Jim: But the real word is «splendored.» So wouldn’t it be «blendored»?
& Mfana: Izithandane ziyafuna ukuba munye Mfana ngomoya nagemiza. «Lovers long for the moment their souls may blend in a whisper.» Mm. May this be your moment.
Jim: Did you eat pork chops with... tuna fish today at lunch?
Mfana: Yes, I did.
Jim: I can tell.
Mfana: Apologies. I will brush my teeth presently, Mr. Lollipopolis.
Jim: I’d brush ’em twice.
--
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+ Soundtrack
Σ They could act better. They could!
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