Two and a Half Men 7×7
Berta: Hit me.
Charlie: Uh, Chelsea, the way it’s supposed to work here is that Berta serves us dinner.
Chelsea: I don’t mind.
Berta: Hear that? She doesn’t mind. Shut up.
& Chelsea: So?
Charlie: So, what?
Chelsea: Do you want to get married in June?
Charlie: Oh, we’re back on that. Well, I can’t think of any good reason why not. And believe me, I’m trying.
& Jake: What do I gotta do?
Chelsea: You just walk down the aisle with the bridesmaids... and stand with Charlie during the ceremony.
Jake: Tell me more about the bridesmaids.
Chelsea: They’re friends of mine.
Jake: So they’re old.
Chelsea: ... No, not all of them. I have a niece who’s about your age.
Jake: Is she pretty?
Chelsea: I think she’s cute.
Jake: Okay, I know what that means. She’s not a brainiac, is she?
Chelsea: What does that mean?
Jake: Well, I don’t like them stupid, but I don’t like them talking down to me either.
Chelsea: Got it.
Jake: And I like a little junk in the trunk.
& Alan: Come to find out that what I thought was a boil on my neck... was actually a carbuncle.
Betsy: Lovely.
Alan: Little known fact, uh, carbuncles are technically in the boil family. But it takes way longer to drain... Charlie, help me here, I’m dying.
Charlie: No, you’re doing fine. Tell her about your hemorrhoids.
& Charlie: What happened?
Alan: I don’t know.
Charlie: Who is she?
Alan: I don’t know.
Charlie: What the hell do you know, Alan?
Alan: I know we’re in a strange woman’s bed, together, naked.
& Chelsea: I’m gonna make you a great wife, Charlie Harper.
Charlie: I know. And I’m gonna... cut down on my drinking.
& Evelyn: Well, whatever you do, don’t tell Chelsea about it. Confession may be good for the soul, but it’s a hot lead enema to a marriage.
& Evelyn: Let me tell you a story. Many years ago when I was married to your second stepfather...
Charlie: The carpet king?
Evelyn: Well, I called him that. It wasn’t his occupation.
& Evelyn: Well, I was lonely, bored, and the circus was in town. And when I woke up in that Motel 6... clown makeup smeared all over my bosom, I was alone. The Chinese acrobats, the strong man, the little people... moved on to the next town.
Charlie: Oh, my God! What did you do then?
Evelyn: Well, what could I do? I showered, plucked the sequins from my hoo-hoo... held my head up and got on with my life.
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