Arrested Development 1×9
Maeby: Since when are you against leather? You’re not even a vegetarian.
Lindsay: I’m not against the insides. People need meat to survive.
Michael: You are aware they don’t remove it from the cow surgically, right?
& Lindsay: You’ll never be able to do it. You’re too good. You’re the noble one.
Michael: Thank you.
Lindsay: The one who never wins.
Michael:
Lindsay: The loser. The fool.
& Gob: Two chicks curl up in a box. We call one the head and one the legs.
Michael: The top half there, what do you do about that?
Gob: I just get a volunteer from the crowd. The old top half quit when she found out I was sleeping with the legs.
& Michael: Damn it. l-I’m a saint, you know? I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.
Lindsay: Well, you get a false feeling of superiority.
& Marta: You really are a good guy, Michael.
Michael: Well... you can’t change who you are.
& Lucille: Why is there a piece of shoe on your head?
George Sr.: This is a... Well, it’s a reminder that the divine presence... is always above me.
& Cabdriver: Where to, mate?
Tobias: The Gothic Castle.
Cabdriver: Gothic Asshole?
Tobias: That’s what I said.
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