19 сент. 2013 г.

Pawn Shop Chronicles

& Raw Dog: The guy is a fucking geeked-out, hillbilly, drug-cooking, dumb shit. You don’t think he has a fucking arsenal of weapons laying around his fucking house? You don’t think he ain’t got his head out the window every five minutes peeking ’round to see what the fuck’s going on? You know this shit fucking makes you paranoid, man. Speaking of dope, man, you got any on you?

& Reporter: Tell us who some of your big influences are, Ricky.
    Ricky: Well, definitely. The King, um, King, and the King. KKK all the way.

& Raw Dog: There’s one thing I don’t understand..... I understand why we’re supposed to hate niggers, okay... They look different, they walk different, they talk different. I get it, okay. But Jews, man... Why are supposed to hate the Jews? I just found out Jerry Springer was a Jew. Jerry fucking Springer, man. If I seen him in the street, I would kiss his ass and ask him for an autograph. I got three Adam Sandler DVDs at home and I just found out he’s a Jew, too. If I was in a building and 10 Jews sit down next to me, I wouldn’t even know it. So what’s the difference? They got money? Well, money ain’t so bad. Shit, I wish I had some money. They got big noses. At least they’re supposed to. Damn Teddy’s got a nose that’s bigger than this whole damn truck and he ain’t Jewish. So, what, are we supposed to hate him?.. For crying out loud. Jesus is a Jew, man! I mean, we’re talking Jesus. We go to church every Sunday and we pray to the King of the Jews, man. Well?
    Randy: ...... Now you listen and you listen good. If you repeat this, so help me God, I will run your ass over, too. ..... I don’t know, either, man, all right? I don’t know, either.

& Vernon: You’d give me your gun?
    The Man: I ain’t giving you my gun. I’m offering you salvation.


& Raw Dog: Remember when we was talking on the phone, I told you I’d been up for three days and I started seeing some weird shit?
    Randy: Just tell me what you seen!
    Raw Dog: .... An army of naked zombie women.

& Vernon: You know, salvation comes in many forms?.. Today, it rolled up in a 4×4.

& Johnson: You know you ain’t fooling nobody, right?.. You don’t like it ’cause he’s black.
    Alton: Why you calling me a racist?
    Johnson: Well, you don’t like black Santa Claus. And last week, you told me you don’t like black porno.
    Alton: Now hang on a damn minute. Now that’s got nothing to do with racism. I like black chicks in porno movies. I just don’t like ’em with the black guys in them, that’s all.
    Johnson: .... Why come? They make you feel inadequate?
    Alton: No. It’s because their dicks are so dark. They get to fucking, their dicks get wet, they get glisteny and shit, and it’s hard for my eyes to unfocus off it. Make me sick.
    Johnson: .... Eh, well, I guess you got a point.

& Ricky: I’m living the life of the King. And I ain’t giving it up for no one!
    Theresa: You ain’t living the life of the King. You don’t have his money, his voice, or his looks.
    Ricky: Well, there is one thing that I do have.
    Theresa: And what’s that?
    Ricky: Skin without worms crawling through it.

& Alton: I’m just saying, if you’re gonna build a robot that speaks English to go back in time to kill people, why give it an accent? That just don’t make sense to me.
    Johnson: What in the blue hell is you talking about? Arnold Schwarzenegger is from Austria.
    Alton: Austria, Australia, it’s the same thing without the “alia.”

& Alton: What do you mean you ain’t never ate a Tater Tot?
    Johnson: I don’t believe in them.
    Alton: Believe in them... Christ’s name. Some people don’t believe in God or the tooth fairy. You think you have the right to dismiss the existence of Tater Tots. Every freezer section, every grocery across this nation has Tater Tots.
    Johnson: I do not believe in eating processed potatoes.

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On the IMDb
Σ Nice ensemble. A little weird movie.

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