Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Two and a Half Men 7×8

& Charlie: Why is it that girls can experiment with girls and not be gay... but if a guy so much kisses another guy... Bad memory. Drink, drink, drink, drink.

& Charlie: Wait, maybe this is a test. A trap. The two of them are in cahoots to find out if I’ll make a move. Cahoots, that’s a funny word. Sounds like an owl sneezing. Ca... Ca... Ca... Cahoots.

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& Chelsea: Morning, Alan.
    Alan: Oh, morning.
    Chelsea: Thank you for letting Gail have your room.
    Alan: Oh, don’t be silly. Happy to do it. Mi casa, her casa. Actually it’s his... but the dehumidifier and the nightlight belong to me.

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