Working for Caligula
& Berta: Oh, jeez... I’m working for Caligula.
& Alan: Hi, Berta.
Berta: Hey, Zippy. What are you doing here?
Alan: My marriage is over. Kandi kicked me out.
Berta: Damn, that’s horrible.
Alan: Yeah.
Berta: Damn, damn, damn.
Alan: Tell me about it.
Berta: I had October in the pool.
Alan: Pool? What...? What pool?
Berta: Me, your brother, your mom... a couple of neighbors had a pool on how long before she dumped your ass. I was so close.
Alan: You were betting my marriage would fail?
Berta: No, we were betting on when.
& Alan: Jake, listen, I know you liked Kandi very much... but she and I have decided that we really can’t stay married.
Jake: Oh, man.
Alan: It doesn’t mean that you can’t be friends.
Jake: No, I had December.
& Judith: Alan, I just wanna say I’m very sorry things didn’t work out for you and Kandi.
Alan: Thanks... You won the pool, didn’t you?
Judith: Yeah.
& Charlie: And how are you feeling about all this?
Jake: I’m okay.
Charlie: Are you sure?
Jake: Uncle Charlie, this is not my first divorce.
& Alan: See, I’ve failed again.
Charlie: Will you shut up and listen to me? Failure is nothing to be ashamed of. It’s a part of life. It’s how we learn.
Alan: Well, you know what? I’ve failed for almost 40 years... and what have I learned?
Charlie: Oh, that wasn’t a rhetorical question?
& Rose: Alan, I know what it’s like to lose at love...
Alan: Rose?
Rose: Yes, baby?
Alan: You’re a stalker.
Rose: We prefer to be called boundary challenged.
Alan: Just go away.
Rose: Go away? Ha. Alan, I’m a stalker.
& Rose: It may not be just the relationship.
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Rose: Charlie, I’ve studied psychology for eight years and been a patient for 20. Your brother is exhibiting all the classic signs of clinical depression.
Charlie: What, you think he might try to hurt himself?
Rose: The important question is, do we stop him?
Berta: ......... Oh, like I’m the only one here thinking that.
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