27 июн. 2012 г.

Breaking Bad 1x1

tema: Самый лучший сериал сегодня - "Во все тяжкие" (Breaking bad).
    Охуенный.
    Клевый.
    Смешной.
    Прекрасный.
    Честный.
    Увлекательный
    Помню, посмотрел трейлер первые пару минут и забил. Мудила.
    Сериал охуенен.
    Четыре сезона - на одном дыхании. Четвертый сезон ждал полгода не зря. Теперь жду пятый.
    Срал на ваше мнение, если оно отличается от моего.


Pilot

& Skyler: That is veggie bacon. Believe it or not. Zero cholesterol. You won’t even taste the difference.

& Walter Jr.: So, how’s it feel to be old?
    Walter: How does it feel to be a smart ass?
    Walter Jr.: Huh. Good.
    Walter: Eat your veggie bacon.

& Hank: If you’re gonna bring a gun, you gotta bring enough gun. .40 caliber.

& Dr. Belknap: You understood what I’ve just said to you?
    Walter: Yes. Lung cancer. Inoperable.
    Dr. Belknap: I’m sorry... I just need to make sure you fully understand.
    Walter: Best-case scenario... with chemo... I’ll live maybe another couple years. It’s just... you’ve got mustard on your... Right there. Mustard, there.

& Skyler: Did you use the MasterCard last month?.. 15.88 at Staples?

& Walter: Fuck you, Bogdan.
    Bogdan: What?!
    Walter: I said fuck you! And your eyebrows! Wipe down this!


& Hank: Meth labs are nasty on a good day. You mix that wrong, you got mustard gas.
    Walter: Phosphine gas... I think.
    Hank: Yeah, exactly. One whiff will kill you. That’s why the respirators.

& Walter: You know the business. And I know the chemistry. I’m thinking... maybe you and I could partner up.
    Jesse: You want to cook crystal meth?.. You? You and, uh... and me?
    Walter: That’s right. Either that... or I turn you in.

& Marie: So what’s up with Walt lately?.. He just seems, I don’t know... quieter than usual.
    Skyler: Turning 50 is a big deal. I mean, I’m sure as hell not looking forward to 40.

& Jesse: I cook in one of those. The big one.
    Walter: One of these? No, this is a volumetric flask. You wouldn’t cook in one of these.
    Jesse: Yeah, I do.
    Walter: No, you don’t. A volumetric flask is for general mixing and nitration. You wouldn’t apply heat to a volumetric flask. That’s what a boiling flask is for. Did you learn nothing from my chemistry class?

& Jesse: Wait, wait. Hold on. Tell me why you’re doing this. Seriously. Man, some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, all of a sudden at age, what, 60, he’s just gonna break bad?
    Walter: I’m 50.
    Jesse: It’s weird is all, okay? It doesn’t compute. ... I’m just saying... that’s something I need to know about. Okay? I mean, that affects me.
    Walter: I am awake.
    Jesse: What?!

& Jesse: This is glass grade. I mean, you got... Jesus, you got crystals in here 2 inches, 3 inches long. This is pure glass. You’re a damn artist. This is art, Mr. White.
    Walter: Actually, it’s just basic chemistry, but thank you, Jesse. I’m glad it’s acceptable.
    Jesse: Acceptable? You’re the goddamn Iron Chef! Every jibbhead from here to Timbuktu is going to want a taste.

& Jesse: What happened? What’d you do to them?
    Walter: Red phosphorus in the presence of moisture and accelerated by heat yields phosphorus hydride... Phosphine gas. One good whiff and... Phh.

& Skyler: Walter... Oh, Walter, is that you?

Stonewall Jackson — Come On Home And Have Your Next Affair With Me


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+ quotes on the Imdb.

Σ It's really seems like good 1.

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