Skins 1x2

Cassie

Season 1, Episode 2

& Anwar: I'm trying to pray to my god here, Cass.
    Cassie: Oh... wow... Is he listening?
    Anwar: I hope not. Otherwise he knows about all those pills I necked last night.
    Cassie: Sing more quietly.
    Anwar: Yup... Allahu Akbar.


& — 880 grams each.
    Cassie: Neat*.
    — That's over one-and-a-half kilos, right?
    Cassie: 1,760.
    — Sorted.


& Cassie: Oh, it was fun. Throwing all that food around. Just like, throwing it everywhere. Wow. Wow!


& Sid: How do you do it?
    Cassie: What?
    Sid: Come on, Cass. I mean you never eat anything. Your parents must notice or something.
    Cassie: I dunno. I like you, Sid.
    Sid: Oh... OK.
    Cassie: So I'm going to show you. You have to do a lot of talking. I'm good at talking. You do that while you're cutting things up a lot. Then, questions. Where's your Student Card?
    Sid: Sorry?

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& Cassie: ... There you go. Job done.
    Sid: That's impressive.
    Cassie: Cheers.
    Sid: But aren't you kind of, you know... lying to everyone?
    Cassie: I'm so better. I got discharged from the clinic.
    Sid: Seems a bit fucked up*.
    Cassie: What?
    Sid: I said just seems a bit fucked up, that's all.
    Cassie: Oh, wow. But you see... It's like nobody's fucking business. And it's not exactly like anybody cares, so...
    Sid: I care.


& Tony: Don't you ever wash?
    Sid: That's like lipstick.
    Tony: Yeah, man, the essence of woman. Well, one at least.


& Sid: I didn't have time.
    Tony: Time? I've been home, showered, done my Chi, had a wank,
subtly undermined my dad, put new clothes on and here I am. With my English coursework.
    Sid: English coursework. Oh, fuck!
    Tony: Sometimes I wonder why you even bother to get up in the morning. You're such a complete fucking waste of time and... Ahh, shit!
    Cassie: Wow, Tony. Bummer*. It looks like you pissed yourself.


& Angie: Tony! This is a room for female staff.
    Tony: Yeah. The drier's broken in ours...
    Sid: Ah, there you are. Jesus, we're in trouble! That crazy fucking dealer found us, Tony. Hi, Angie. We gotta do something. I mean, you could talk to him and... Oh, fuck!
    Chris: Oh, you wankers. That was well funny, man. But someone's gonna have to apologize cos Kenneth's crying now so... Oh, Jesus Christ, Holy Mary, Mother of God! That's Angie! Don't look! Get out!
    Angie: For fuck's sake! Fuck off! ... You still got it.


& Angie: You shouldn't go into the staff showers, Sid!
    Sid: I know, I know. It was a crisis.
    Angie: Well, it's just a bit embarrassing that's all. Actually, I'm pretty confident about my body...
    Sid: No, I'm having a crisis.
    Angie: Oh. Well, sometimes adult bodies can be a little overwhelming.
    Sid: Oh, for Christ's sake, Angie, I don't care about your tits! I'm in deep, deep, deep shit.


& Angie: Well look, when it comes to debt, the best thing to do is to face up to it before it gets out of hand. All you have to do is go to the person you owe money to and calmly ask them to reschedule the payments.
    Sid: Reschedule payments? So that's one ball now and then the balance next week.
    Angie: Believe me, Sid, I'm a responsible adult.
    Sid: I know. OK?
    Angie: Now what was it, a phone or something?
    Sid: Actually, Angie, it was three ounces of prime hydroponic skunk.
    Angie: Shit!
    Sid: Yeah, shit.
    Angie: Go to the police?
    Sid: They'll arrest me.
    Angie: Give it back?
    Sid: I lost it in the harbor.
    Angie: Keep your head down?
    Sid: He's got my student ID card.
    Angie: Right. Right. OK.
    Sid: Basically, I'm fucked, aren't I?
    Angie: Yep.
    Sid: Well, thanks, Angie, I feel a lot better now, yeah.
    Angie: Look, give me a moment. I'm sure I can come up with something... No, sorry. Chris!
    Chris: Mm-hm.
    Angie: You've come to apologize, right?
    Chris: Huh?
    Angie: To say sorry.
    Chris: Oh, yes. Erm, yes, I'm sorry. Sorry I saw your boobs. Sorry I saw your bum. Erm, sorry I saw your...
    Angie: Apology accepted, Chris.


& Cassie: Sid. Are you OK?
    Sid: Bit fucked up as it goes.



-- Dict:
Neat — четко; точно; отлично
fucked up = damaged in some way.
Bummer — неприятное происшествие; разочарование; лодырь


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