Glee 1x5

The Rhodes Not Taken

Season 1, Episode 5

& Will: How come you haven't had any morning sickness? Quinn Fabray's been upchucking every 15 minutes.
    Terri: Really? That's a really good sign... That means the baby's not a mongoloid.


& Finn: We lost Rachel. You think we can do it without her?
    Emma: Sure!
    Finn: Do you think we can win regional's without Rachel?
    Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team?
    Finn: Big long-shots?
    Emma: Definitely.


& Will: Oh, crap. There's no forwarding address.
    Emma: So then you've had feelings for someone other than your wife?
    Will: I'd love to play This Is Your Life, but Lord Google demands my attention.
    Emma: Okay, just wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Reaching back into your past is a dangerous business. Okay? People can change. They can, um, disappoint you.
    Will: I think I can handle it.
    Emma: I thought I could too. Just hear me out. A few years ago I started an online flirtation... with a high school flame, Andy. Things got weird, and I called it off. And two months later... Versace was dead. Dead.

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& Will: You draw a lot of attention to yourself... and they're embarrassed enough as it is. So do you think you could maybe take some time and try to win them over? {...}

    Kurt: Mmm. Smells like my aunt Mildred.
    April Rhodes: Just drink it.
    Kurt: Sweet, with a bit of an afterburny taste.
    April: Oh, good Chablis should always have a little bite. A few swigs of that every day before school and you'll have all the courage you need... to be yourself.
    Kurt: Really?
    April: Oh, yeah! And... This's my primo collection of vintage muscle magazines. Want 'em? {...}
    Kurt: Mr. Schuester, I changed my mind. April should stay. I worship* her. {...}

    April: Oh, no. You gotta be more natural.
    Tina: I c-c-can't do this.
    Mercedes: I don't understand why we're doing this in the first place.
    April: Your lack of imagination astounds me. This is only the beginning. If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees. Shoes, prom dresses. I once got a cake out of a kid's birthday party with the candles still lit! {...}
    Will: Are you sure?
    Mercedes: She can stay.
    Tina: T-T-Totally.


& Rachel: Do I have to put my fingers in the holes? Couldn't there be diseases in there?
    Finn: Oh, no. Ball sharing is all part of the fun. Here, use the pink one. Pink's your favorite color, right?


& April: There's my boy!
    Will: Are you drunk? You promised me you'd sober up for this.
    April: When? Last night? Well, I was drunk. You can't hold me to that.


& Emma: Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents*, and your breath smells like rubbing* alcohol.
    Kurt: Oh Bambi... I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...



--Dict:
worship — поклоняться; боготворить; обожать
solvents — растворитель
rubbing — натирание


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