Misfits 1x4

Episode #1.4

& Nathan: Get in there, you beautiful bitch! ... So close.


& Beverley Morgan, Manager: This is not a buffet. That's theft. I could have you arrested for that. You're paying for the sweets in your mouth and for that drink.
    Nathan: Really? For eating some pick'n'mix?.. "Beverley"... Isn't that a woman's name? That's brilliant. Why did your parents give you a girl's name? Maybe you were born with both sets of genitalia, you know, like a chick with a dick. But your parents wanted a boy so they kept your cock and sewed up* your clunge*.


& Kelly: I need to go outside. I'm off my tits. ... Move! Get out of my face!

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& Alisha: You're that runner guy. What are you smiling about? What, is it a secret?
    Curtis: I just changed history. I... I changed the future.
    Alisha: Just so you know, yeah, saying weird things like that is a real turn-off.
    Curtis: She'll have a vodka tonic with a little bit of lime.
    How'd you know what I drink? Have we...? Have we...?
    Curtis: No. But we will.


& Nathan: Come on, buddy. It's not gay if I wank you off with the grabber.
    Simon: We're not touching!



-- Dict:
sew up — зашивать
clunge — vagina


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