Misfits 2x2

Episode #2.2

& Jamie: Who's she?
    Nathan: Oh! Let's just say, been there, boof*! Done that. Beautiful burger nipples. Like a pair of beef patties*. D'you like that? Yeah, what's not to like? I love burgers, I love breasts. It's like a meal deal!


& Nathan: Cool power. Don't sweat it, I'm immortal.
    Lily: Seriously? I thought it was just me.
    Nathan: No, no. I've died twice in the last two weeks.


& Simon: Is your brother staying with you?
    Nathan: Yeah. I've always wanted a brother. Someone to idolise me. I can advise him, teach him stuff.
    Simon: Like what?
    Nathan: Like, er... Does he know how to dance?
    Simon: Do you?
    Nathan: Well, I'll get lessons, cos that's what brothers do for each other.

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& Jamie: So how are we gonna do this?
    Nathan: They're not cattle! Show them some respect!
    Jamie: Just choose one!
    Nathan: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Catch a liar by the toe. If she hollers*, let her go. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!юю Oh, fine! You have the pretty one!


& Nathan: There's some seriously weird shit going on with your eyes!
I think this pill's kicking in. Why're you interested in me? You can get loads of prettier girls. No, I didn't mean to say that!
    Nathan: So what if there are? I like you and... there's no explaining that.
What if you think I'm shit in bed? I've only slept with four blokes*.
    Nathan: Seriously?! You're practically a virgin. Hey, I respect that!
This pill's doing something weird to my power, making me say what's in my head. Sometimes, I think I fucking love you. It's not me! It scares me, cos I know you'll end up hurting me, like most blokes do, cos you're a useless prick, just like your dad.
    Nathan: I did eeny, meeny, miny, moe, and you lost, and I still chose you! But now... I'm changing my mind. Jamie can have you, and I'm having... the pretty one!


& Nathan: You're dead?
    Jamie: Yeah.
    Nathan: So how come I can see you?
    Jamie: I guess it's cos you're immortal.
    Nathan: No, this isn't happening. No! I can fix this. How do I fix this?
    Jamie: You can't... You can't.
    Nathan: I don't want you to die, mate.
    Jamie: It wasn't down to you... so don't go all mental about it. To be honest, it's not so bad.



-- Dict:
boof = out of the ordinary. Or, an exclamation of excitement.
beef patties — котлеты из говядины
holler — кричать; вопить; шуметь
bloke — парень


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_ They're just great. Awesome.