& Nathan: Who's there? You don't want to mess with me, man. I do that cage fighting shit. I've killed a Chinese man with my bare hands. Oh, yeah. Who's scared now, huh?
& Kelly: What's up with you?
Nathan: Some bastard killed me last night.
& Curtis: Who was it?
Nathan: I don't know. I was too busy being savagely beaten to death. That is not a pleasant way to die.
& Simon: Have you got any enemies?
Nathan: No. I'm universally popular and well-liked. Why would anyone want to kill me?
Curtis: I can think of a few reasons.
Alisha: Definitely.
Kelly: Shitloads*.
Simon: You annoy people.
Nathan: See, why would you even say something like that? That's very hurtful. I thought we were friends, you ungrateful little twat.
& Nathan: She was here last night and I was in the locker rooms, watching her getting changed.
Kelly: Oh, nice.
Nathan: No, I walked in on her. She was right there, bent over, pointing her cute arse at me. What am I supposed to do? Poke my eyes out with a stick?
& Nathan: Oh, surprised to see me, huh? Yeah, you killed the wrong guy, you cute, psycho bitch.
& Simon: She wouldn't do that.
Nathan: How do you know? You don't know anything about her. Come on, man. It all adds up. Do the maths.
Simon: There is no maths.
Nathan: Right. She was here, plus no-one else was around. Times, she caught me leering* at her semi-naked. Divided by, all the weird shit that happens to us. Equals guilty.
The Dead Weather - Die By The Drop
& Nikki: If I had your power... I'd wait until I was coming and I'd rewind a couple of seconds... and just... hover* in the moment. Oh! Oh! Zhoozh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Curtis: You're too good at faking it. Most people would want to do something useful, like go back in time and kill Hitler or something.
Nikki: Right. But after... after I'm done killing Hitler, I'm doing the thing with the orgasms.
The Fratellis - Creepin Up The Backstairs
& Nathan: Why would I make it up?
Simon: Maybe you're jealous.
Nathan: Look at me — beautiful. Look at you — not so much.
& Alisha: Are you serious?
Nathan: When am I ever serious?
& Nathan: Does anyone else feel like a total cunt?
& Nathan: Why is a gorilla wearing a gorilla costume?
& Nathan: You OK?
Kelly: Most people say one thing to your face, and think something different. Bruno wasn't like that. He thought nice things about me. I meet a guy I really like, and he's a fucking monkey.
Nathan: Well, technically, he was a gorilla. But, you... you know, let's not go there.
& Simon: Jessica isn't a psychopathic killer... She's a virgin.
Nathan: I knew there was something wrong with her!
Simon: There isn't any more.
Nathan: I'm proud of you, man! And I will expect to hear every disgusting detail. Hey, this calls for a celebration.
& Simon: Maybe this is what it feels like to be a superhero.
Nathan: I think it might take more than you getting laid to turn you into a superhero.
-- Dict:
Shitloads = more than an assload but still less than a fuckton. Seriously, Shitload means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a shitload you must follow a few steps.
leering — смотреть искоса
hover — свободный полет; зависать
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!! Best show. Ever.
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