Misfits 2x4

Episode #2.4

Edwin Starr - War (What Is It Good For?)


& Ollie: Have any of you got one of these weird powers?
    — Was? What? What? What powers?
    Ollie: I was only asking because I've got one.
    Nathan: Oh, yeah, us too. Ops. I don't think I was supposed to tell you that.
    Simon: What can you do?
    Ollie: I can teleport.
    Kelly: Let's see you do it then.
    Nathan: Whoa!
    Ollie: Ahem.
    Kelly: That's shit. You could've walked there quicker.
    Ollie: Sometimes I go further than that.


& Ollie: Let me talk to him. ... I've had some training in conflict resolution.
    Nathan: This should be entertaining.
    Ollie: What's your name?....


& Curtis: He was hit in the head. He's fucked.
    Nathan: Hey, no. It's OK. He's fine. He's over there.
    Curtis: I don't see him.
    Nathan: What?! Oh, then that must be his ghost, which means he's not at all OK, on account of him being dead. ... Hey! Hey, hey, hey, new guy! Sorry you got shot, man. ... Hey, fuck you!
    Curtis: What was that?
    Alisha: He just got shot and you're insulting him?!
    Nathan: He made an obscene* gesture. I don't care if he's dead. There's no excuse for rudeness.


& Nathan: Come on, seriously? He was never going to fit in, what with all the caring about the environment and that. Better him than me.
    Simon: You're immortal.
    Nathan: Better him, than one of you.

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& Curtis: Since when did you want to get involved in anything like this?
    Alisha: Maybe since I got someone's brains blown out all over my face.
    Kelly: If we go up against him, one of us is going to get our brains blown out.
    Simon: We can't just pretend it didn't happen.
    Nathan: Hey, I do that all the time. It's like that fella in the Bible - the Good Samaritan. Walk on by.


& Nathan: Guys. Come on. Seriously. I think I speak for all of us when I say we're lazy and incompetent. We're practically handicapped. Leave it to the police. They get paid to get shot.
    Curtis: I never thought I'd say this but he's talking sense.
    Nathan: Thank you. Hey! I'm already doing my bit to fight crime. Bosh!


& Simon: We need to play the game for real. If we give him his money, I think he'll let Kelly go.
    Alisha: So now all we need is a hundred grand?
    Simon: We could a rob a bank.
    Nathan: Yeah, OK. Let's rob a bank.
    Shaun: What's that?
    Simon: Nothing.
    Shaun: Really? That's funny, innit? Because to me it sounded like you were planning on robbing a bank.
    Nathan: No, no, no. I said, er, "Let's have a big wank." Communal masturbation. The old circle jerk.


& Shaun: Go and clean my car.
    Nathan: That wasn't what they had in mind when we got community service.
    Shaun: Well, I'm a member of the community and my car needs cleaning. And I don't give a shit.


& Alisha: How was it?
    Simon: Very easy.
    Nathan: A bunch of young offenders develop superpowers, and not one of us thinks of using them to commit crime? Shame on us.


& Tim: More wine?
    Kelly: Yeah, mate. Right. ... It's dead fruity.


& Tim: When I was in jail, I thought about you.
    Kelly: That's nice.
    Tim: I thought about you lying to me, stealing my money, screwing other men.
    Kelly: You want to try some positive thinking. You know, like fields, little rabbits hopping around and shit.


& Nathan: Do we think this is going to work?
When he gets the money, it should be game over.
    Nathan: Then we beat the shit out of him and take the money back, right? Come on, a hundred grand's a lot of money. Our community service is nearly over. We need to look toward the future.
    Simon: You think we should become criminals?
    Nathan: No, we're already criminals. I'm talking about becoming
successful criminals... the ones who make money and don't get caught, and have girlfriends with enormous breast implants.


& Tim: Don't play games with me, Conti.
    Kelly: He talks this bollocks all the time.
    Tim: Fat Tony says you've got an undercover cop in your organization.
    Nathan: See? That's why I don't play computer games, cos they never bloody end.


& Tim: Who are you?
    Nikki: Er... It's complicated.


& Simon: You need to tell him you're the undercover cop. If he kills you, it doesn't matter.
    Nathan: That's easy for you to say. You're not the one who has to be dismembered with a chainsaw.


& Kelly: I really hope that thing doesn't start.


& Simon: Do something!
    Nathan: Wait! All right, all right, it's me. I'm the undercover cop. So, fire up the chainsaw, and get with the sawing. And I'd appreciate it if you'd do it quickly and cleanly.

Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (+Angelina Jolie in the Gia)



& Simon: The computer game guy. They've arrested him.
    Kelly: That's what happens when blokes're all the time playing computer games and wanking over porn on the internet.
    Simon: Right.



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