30 Rock 2x15

Cooter

Season 2, Episode 15

& Jack: This is it, Lemon. Government. The true seat of American power.
    Liz: This is all happening so fast. I mean, last week you were at GE, and this week you're... what are you in charge of exactly?
    Jack: We're sharing the load. It's a bit of homeland security.
    Liz: They still have that?
    Jack: Extreme weather preparedness and the war on the poor.
    Liz: You mean the war on poverty?
    Jack: Yeah, okay, let's go with that.


& Jack: Lemon, it's 8:00 in the morning. Are you eating those Mexican cheese curls?
    Liz: Hey, don't knock my "Sabor de Soledad". I found a prize in here... the other day... I hope.


& Jack: The ceiling appears to be leaking.
    Cooter Burger: No, it's not. We've looked into it and it's not.


& Cerie: I think you're supposed to take all of them. Like, in a row.
    Liz: Thank you, Cerie, but I've been sexually active since I was 25.

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& Ken: Mr. Hornberger? I was wondering if I could ask you to write a recommendation for me to be a page at the x-x-i-x summer Olympics in Beijing.


& Jack: We need hope. We need change. We need experience. We need pens.


& Jack 2 C.C.: I did certain things for you in bed that you were going to reciprocate* but then we broke up before my birthday so you owe me.


& Dennis: I know that message and I know that tone. Every one of my sisters got that message junior year in high school... you're pregnant!
    Liz: What? No!
    Dennis: Really? All right... Prenatal vitamins. Yeah, I know what "prenatal" means. Pre — "before"; Natal — "ruined".
    Liz: Oh, my god.
    Dennis: All right, first things first. We're gonna have this baby at the same hospital I was born at on Coney Island. All right?
    Liz: Oh, my god!
    Dennis: Secondly, if it's a boy, we're gonna name him Morpheus like that guy in the Matrix. If it's a girl... ooh, yeah. I used to boff* this chick named Judy, and I would love to honor her.
    Liz: Get out of my apartment!
    Dennis: Don't talk to me like that! Morpheus hears everything that you say.
    Liz: Out!
    Dennis: And your boobs are gonna get bigger...



-- Dict:
reciprocate — отвечать взаимностью; отплачивать; иметь возвратно-поступательное движение
boff = quick sexual intercourse which includes the man not taking off his pants and alot of dry humping.


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_ And this was

The End of Season 2