Gamers. In Search of the Target

& Maxim: Miss, let's go celebrate my victory with the gypsies? Personal invitation from the champion. Do you like gypsies?
    Lena: My grandmother was a gypsy. She foretold that I will say "no" to the champion.


& Maxim: You're a lazy ass, Bill. Matroskin your age had a cow, but you're still idling. Catch a mouse at least.


& Vampir: So where do we shoot to win the teddy bear?
    — Into the Nazis. Hit all the Nazis without a single miss.
    Vampir: Oh, so those are Nazis. Could've put pins instead.
    — Didn't have any.


& Maxim: Miss, excuse me, do you have a jack or a wrench?
    Lena: No.
    Maxim: Excellent. So you can't whack me on the head for hitting on you.


& Maxim: So you haven't been long here? No guy or girl friends here yet? I propose we fix that. Two bus stops further from here there's a good coffee place. Shall we stop by? You can tell me where to buy such perfume. I'll perfume my cat, so it reminds me of you.
    Lena: Maxim, I'd be happy to, but I already have a guy.
    Maxim: Cool. I just got a baseball bat. Where does he live?


& Maxim: Lena, come out. It's me, Maxim. Everything is alright. Let's go.
    Lena: Wha...
    Maxim: It's OK. A friend from special forces helped me.


& Vampir: Hello, Doc. Getting it on in Counter? Speaking of Counter, think where can we get paintball shells. We're gonna play life. Let's shoot 3 to 2 at the construction.


& Doc: So what do you suggest?
    Vampir: Can we play life only at the construction site?

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& Vampir: How many people in the shop?
    — Hazyr!
    Vampir: Anyone else?
    — Maximum 2.
    Vampir: Are you sure?
    — I swear on my mother!
    Vampir: Open the door. ... Who's that? I don't get it, do they have guns or what?
    — I don't have a mother.
    Vampir: ... Gabella.


& Vampir: Have you gone nuts? What frags?


& Dlinnyy: Listen, what if they come after us later?
    Doc: They'll get tired in the attack.


& Dlinnyy: Listen, is the real coco also sweet?
    Komar: Do I know? What's the frigging difference?
    Dlinnyy: What if these dogs have tried it before? They'll discover our bluff and will bug us to death?
    Komar: We'll say that we ourselves were cheated into some glucose.


& Dlinnyy: Vampire, why the delay? They'd have torn us to pieces.
    Doc: He's a pacifist. Gave his word.


& Dlinnyy: What will we say to our parents? "Mom, I take out criminal leaders?"
    Lebedev: For everyone else you will be work in a Moscow computer company testing games.


& Rita: Dima, how do you imagine our future life? "Honey, you're off to work?" "Yes, I must kill one man. He knows too much." "Sweetheart, you're home?" "Yes, excellent day it was. We minused 3. Here's the money for groceries, shine my bullet proof vest with rosin*." Dima, won't I go crazy?
    Vampir: Better return to the slum*?
    Rita: Yes, Dima, better return to the slum.


& Stripteaser: Komarenko, are you ready for your lesson today?
    Komar: No. I'm not ready. I ready fuck you!


& Rita: Are our friends coming?
    Vampir: No, they have a different program... museums, exhibitions...



-- Dict:
rosin — канифоль
slum — трущобы


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