The Stakeout

Inside No. 9 5×6

Varney: One of the more persistent cliches of the police procedural is that the new partner always winds up dead...

Varney: Can I come in?
Thompson : Yes, what are you waiting for?

Thompson : A sweetener?
Varney: Yes! Do you want Type 2 diabetes?
Thompson : No, I want two bloody sugars!

Varney: By the way, I'm not a fully paid-up vegan. I'm more of a flexitarian. I do eat meat about once a month.

Varney: I've got a game for you. Have you ever played... Fortunately/Unfortunately?

Varney: ...my story... well, it's as old as time itself.

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