An Old Start

Arrested Development 5×4

Adhir: You're the smart Bluth, I can see it in your eyes. You read, don't you?

G.O.B.: That's it, go to your office, Adhir... He's the chief compliant officer, so he has to do whatever I comply.

Michael: I'd like to give you some advice: you're not good at this.

Michael: Maybe that's how it should be. Maybe when sons grow up, they're not supposed to be too close to their fathers. And maybe the best thing a father can do for his son is disappear for a while and let him figure out what kind of man he wants to be on his own.

Tobias: Michael, if I could... put my therapist leggings on for one second. Just sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.... I would just say that you're trying to run away from people before they have a chance to run away from you, because that's what the people you love do.

Tobias: This is the simplest character in the entire family. He has one personality trait: he always comes back. Well, that and he always has his hands in his pockets. You got peanuts in there?

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George Michael: This is incredible! Why is the lobby so off-putting?
Maeby: That's what the seniors do to keep the young people away. They don't want "dot-commers" taking over.

George Michael: Why aren't we whispering?
Maeby: Oh. He can't hear a thing. He's got horrible aids.
George Michael: Oh, hearing aids.
Maeby: Yeah, yeah, here they call them aids. The other ones they call aids.

Lucille: Michael, did you do something for which we should be teaching you a lesson?

Michael: Goodbye forever.
Lucille: See you tonight!

Michael: I'm sure it's nothing. It's probably just some harmless one-way flirting. You know, or a Russian prank show.

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