The Alliance

Modern Family 8×8

& Phil: Best tips I ever made was when we passed the hat after a performance of my improv group, «Rule of Three.» We were known for our sketches, song parodies, and full-frontal nudity.

& Phil: Being married to a Pritchett is great.
    Cameron: So great!
    Gloria: The best!
    Phil: But they can be a... a tad judgmental.
    Cameron: Almost punitive.
    Gloria: They are monsters.
    Cameron: That’s why the three of us formed a... a secret alliance to help each other cover up our... our little mistakes.

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& Cameron: Well, you know, there are 30 different ways to say «I’m sorry» in Russian...
    Mitchell: I’m sorry.

& Phil: Kids, these magazines harken back to a time when man had to forage and fight for his foods. You guys have it too easy nowadays. You can lay around eating snacks saying, «Okay, Google, dim the kitchen lights.»
    Google OnHub: Sure thing.
    Alex: Go ahead, Dad.
    Phil: Okay, Google, show me a video of a kangaroo... playing badminton with... a pirate.
    Google OnHub: Sure, playing on YouTube.
    Phil: What?!?!

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