Khan's Niece

Citizen Khan 5×6

& Riaz: I don’t get it.
    Mr. Khan: It’s a thing we boob-tubers do.
    Riaz: Why?
    Mr. Khan: Because then people go and click on it and watch you doing it.
    Riaz: Why?
    Mr. Khan: How should I know? It’s the internet, Riaz, This is how everything works nowadays... It’s all about getting as many hits as possible.

& Mr. Khan: Bouncy mosque. Like a bouncy castle but with minarets.
    Dave: That’s hardly appropriate.
    Mr. Khan: Why not? A bouncy mosque is just like any other mosque. You have to take your shoes off first. And it helps you get higher and closer to God.

& Mr. Khan: Why don’t you just put your money where your mouth is, ah?

& Mr. Khan: You won’t find a proper Pakistani man encouraging the empowerment of women. It would be like turkeys voting for Christmas.

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& Shazia: Thanks, budhoo.
    Amjad: That’s OK, ladoo. Oh, wait. Can I call you ladoo, or is it demeaning to women?

& Mrs. Khan: Is she paying you to look after Shabana?
    Mr. Khan: It’s not payment! It’s just room and boarding at special discount rate.

& Mr. Khan: Salaam alaikum. You remember me? It’s Uncle Mr Khan.

& Mr. Khan: And who’s that? Some hairy-faced woman from the University of Wolverhampton in dungarees and a degree in «Boo-hoo, it’s so hard being a lady.»

& Dave: What about that?
    Mr. Khan: Well, this is about empowerment, you see. Womens can do man’s jobs too! So the man can just sit down and relax and play with his sudoku.

& Mr. Khan: The Khan family motto? Forgive and forget. Ah?

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