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Fargo 1×8

& Kitty: You deserve it, Lester. All good things, you deserve.

& Knutson: Chief, are you busy?
    Bill Oswalt: What’s that?
    Knutson: Said, “Are you busy?” Got a request for your attendance.
    Bill Oswalt: Can it wait? I just ate an omelet. Waiting for it to digest.
    Knutson: Oh, yeah? What kind?
    Bill Oswalt: Well, it was mushrooms and cheese.

& Bill Oswalt: Look, you can’t— That’s just how it is sometimes. Life. You know, you go to bed unsatisfied. They’re calling lottery numbers on the TV, and you get the first few, and already in your mind, you’re buying a jet or a fjord or whatever, but it’s just not meant to be. It’s just not meant to be.

& Lorne: I watched a bear once... His leg was in a steel trap. It chewed through bloody bone to get free. It was in Alaska. Died about an hour later facedown in a stream. But it was on his own terms, you know?

& Molly: Well, there’s a suitor is all I’m prepared to say... He’s up in Duluth, my gentleman.

& Gus: I am really sorry about that.
    Molly: Yeah, I gathered from the volume of flowers.
    Gus: Too much?

Ω Here it is. A pregnant Molly. Just like old good ??? from Fargo, the movie.

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& Agent Budge: What about a cemetery? I mean, remove one body from a cemetery, it’s still a cemetery. But a cemetery with no bodies, what’s that?
    Agent Pepper: Condos.

& Tahir: ..... And... look where I am at, who I’m with, my American family.
    Bill Oswalt: Sally says it’s a miracle. I don’t know. It might be. But don’t question the universe. That’s my motto. Sometimes things just work out.

& Lester: You know, you can go through your whole life without a care, and one day it all changes. People die. They lose their homes. They go to prison. It’s calamity, huh? I know it, ’cause I lived it. And if this year has taught me anything— and believe me, I’ve seen it all— it’s that the worst does happen... And you need to be insured. Thank you so much. It’s a great honor.

& Bartender: Big night, huh?
    Lester: Salesman of the year.
    Bartender: Oh. Drugs?
    Lester: Insurance.
    Bartender: Ah.
    Lester: They really give an award to the guy who sells the most drugs?
    Bartender: Pharmaceuticals.
    Lester: Oh, that makes more sense.

& Bartender: So what are you drinking?
    Lester: Something dangerous.

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