Two and a Half Men 9×16
Lyndsey: Wow.
Alan: That is one talented lady... And by “talented” I mean annoying, and by “lady” I mean bitch.
& Alan: Happy Valentine’s Day, darling.
Walden: You, too, sweetheart.
& Walden: Well, you know how it is.
Alan: Uh, you and I are like the mailmen. Rain or shine, we got to deliver the old package.
Walden: Handle with care.
Alan: Express delivery. No, wait, let me think of another one... This side up. Oh.
Walden: That’s good, that’s good.
& Alan: The, uh, the holy trinity of Valentine’s Day: sips, sonnets and sodomy.
Zoey: That’s interesting. I can see you as a drunken sodomite, never imagined you liking poetry.
Lyndsey: Oh, no, no, I really do. Here’s a poem you might appreciate. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a nice person and you can bite my pale, unrefined ass.”
Zoey: A lady doesn’t bite.
Lyndsey: Hmm.
Zoey: She will however be happy to make you wear that ass as a bonnet.
& Alan: You know, it’s actually good that Lyndsey sent me to the drugstore. ’Cause now I can pick up her Valentine’s Day gift.
Walden: Nice! Yeah, nothing says “I love you” like Q-tips and stool softener.
& Lyndsey: Tell me about your ex.
Zoey: Nigel. Oh, God, how can I describe Nigel? Highly educated, extremely cultured, and as you Americans might say... “a total freakin’ douche bag.”
Lyndsey: Really? My ex-husband is, as you Brits might say... “a right bloody wanker.”
Zoey: Looks like we both traded up, huh?
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