Two and a Half Men 9×17
Alan: Being the boyfriend of a 40-year-old drunk soccer mom...
& Nigel: Walden. De-e-lightful.
Walden: Nigel,
& Jack: Hey, can I have 75 bucks for the new Call of Duty?
Alan: $75 for a video game?
Jack: Think of it as an investment.
Alan: An investment?
Jack: Yeah. If I go into the army after high school, I’ll already know how to kill terrorists.
& Berta: Here.
Alan: Me?
Berta: Not my girlfriend, not my vomit, not my problem.
Jack: I’ll clean it up.
Alan: You will?
Jack: For 75 bucks.
& Alan: How did you find another girl already?
Walden: Oh, I met her in the elevator.
Alan: I’ve been in a million elevators. I never once walked out with a girl like that.
Walden: Maybe you need to work on your attitude.
& Alan: What exactly did Zoey say?
Walden: No, it’s what she didn’t say. She didn’t say, “I love you.”
Alan: Oh, please! If I insisted on women saying “I love you” I’d have never have had a girlfriend, a wife or a mother.
& Alan: Oh... I can’t believe I kissed the mouth that did this.
& Jack: No, seriously, dude. No lie. ... All right, fine, you don’t believe me? Here. ... Yup. Five times. Best half hour of my life.
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