& Derek: Tom. She’s ovulating. Go and do it.
& Kev: Eight minutes.
Annie: That can’t have been much fun for Hannah...
Hannah: It was fine.
Derek: It’s fun, innit? Even if it’s short, it’s still fun.
Hannah: Yes, it is, Derek.
& Kev: Feels nice. For the first time in my life, I’m... I’m trying. I’m wearing a dead bloke’s tie. But er... hopefully it’ll bring me a bit of luck. Didn’t bring him luck.
& Pete: Anyway, I work for, arguably, one of the best banking groups in the world.
Derek: Is that a good job?
Pete: Just a bit, yeah.
Derek: What do you do?
Pete: Well, tres difficile to explain yon. Erm...! I manage very rich people’s money.
Derek: Why?
Pete: Er... so that they can turn it into even more money.
Derek: What...? What...? I thought you said they was rich.
Pete: Well, they want to be richer.
Derek: Why?
Pete: So that they have even more money.
Derek: But why don’t you help poor people get more money?
Pete: Well, they haven’t got enough money to do anything with in the first place.
Derek: Exactly!
Pete: Don’t you want more money?
Derek: I ain’t got any money.
Pete: Exactly! So, you know, if you got a better job...
Derek: What’s a better job than this?
Pete: OK, right, let’s say you get a job that pays you lots of money — then, you can buy more things, you can get a better house, a better car, then you’d be important, and you’d probably get an even better job.
Derek: Why?
Pete: Well, so that you’d make more money.
Derek: Why?
Pete: So you make enough money that you could retire early.
Derek: Why?
Pete: So you could do exactly what you wanted all day, every day.
Derek: That’s what I does now.
Kev: That’s what he does now, mate.
Derek: Innit?
& Pete: How do you live without money?
Derek: Same as you lives with money, but with a lot less money.
Pete: What if you want something?
Derek: I wants to talk to these people, and that’s free.
Pete: You want to talk to this lot?.. Soon you know everything about them. Then what?
Derek: No. Cos next time you talk to them, they’ve learned summat new. Or, cos they’ve lived such a long time, they’ve got so many stories, they never runs out. And... I don’t mind even hearing a story twice, cos it’s so interesting. Your grandad’s interesting. He’s got loads of stories. He’s brilliant.
Pete: Yeah, but he can’t hear what you say back.
Derek: Just listen, then.
& Pete: Don’t you ever wish for anything?
Derek: Erm, I just wishes everyone is safe and healthy. If you’ve got your friends and family around you, that’s everything. They’re the most important things in the world, and when they’re gone, that’s it. You’ll never see ’em again.
& Derek: That’s the amazing thing about kindness. It makes you feel good. Whether you’re the one handing it out, or the one receiving it.
& Hannah: Probably the worst place in the world to try and conceive a child. Everybody knows what you’re doing. Just got to get it done. Got to get in, get it done, get back to work. Romantic.
& Derek: Good luck.
Kev: Any advice?
Derek: Just be yourself.
Kev: Worst advice ever.
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& Kev: Eight minutes.
Annie: That can’t have been much fun for Hannah...
Hannah: It was fine.
Derek: It’s fun, innit? Even if it’s short, it’s still fun.
Hannah: Yes, it is, Derek.
& Kev: Feels nice. For the first time in my life, I’m... I’m trying. I’m wearing a dead bloke’s tie. But er... hopefully it’ll bring me a bit of luck. Didn’t bring him luck.
& Pete: Anyway, I work for, arguably, one of the best banking groups in the world.
Derek: Is that a good job?
Pete: Just a bit, yeah.
Derek: What do you do?
Pete: Well, tres difficile to explain yon. Erm...! I manage very rich people’s money.
Derek: Why?
Pete: Er... so that they can turn it into even more money.
Derek: What...? What...? I thought you said they was rich.
Pete: Well, they want to be richer.
Derek: Why?
Pete: So that they have even more money.
Derek: But why don’t you help poor people get more money?
Pete: Well, they haven’t got enough money to do anything with in the first place.
Derek: Exactly!
Pete: Don’t you want more money?
Derek: I ain’t got any money.
Pete: Exactly! So, you know, if you got a better job...
Derek: What’s a better job than this?
Pete: OK, right, let’s say you get a job that pays you lots of money — then, you can buy more things, you can get a better house, a better car, then you’d be important, and you’d probably get an even better job.
Derek: Why?
Pete: Well, so that you’d make more money.
Derek: Why?
Pete: So you make enough money that you could retire early.
Derek: Why?
Pete: So you could do exactly what you wanted all day, every day.
Derek: That’s what I does now.
Kev: That’s what he does now, mate.
Derek: Innit?
& Pete: How do you live without money?
Derek: Same as you lives with money, but with a lot less money.
Pete: What if you want something?
Derek: I wants to talk to these people, and that’s free.
Pete: You want to talk to this lot?.. Soon you know everything about them. Then what?
Derek: No. Cos next time you talk to them, they’ve learned summat new. Or, cos they’ve lived such a long time, they’ve got so many stories, they never runs out. And... I don’t mind even hearing a story twice, cos it’s so interesting. Your grandad’s interesting. He’s got loads of stories. He’s brilliant.
Pete: Yeah, but he can’t hear what you say back.
Derek: Just listen, then.
& Pete: Don’t you ever wish for anything?
Derek: Erm, I just wishes everyone is safe and healthy. If you’ve got your friends and family around you, that’s everything. They’re the most important things in the world, and when they’re gone, that’s it. You’ll never see ’em again.
& Derek: That’s the amazing thing about kindness. It makes you feel good. Whether you’re the one handing it out, or the one receiving it.
& Hannah: Probably the worst place in the world to try and conceive a child. Everybody knows what you’re doing. Just got to get it done. Got to get in, get it done, get back to work. Romantic.
& Derek: Good luck.
Kev: Any advice?
Derek: Just be yourself.
Kev: Worst advice ever.
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