Two and a Half Men 9×15
Zoey: At some point, yes, but not today.
Walden: Yeah, well, I kind of feel like I already know her. I mean, I’m certainly familiar with her port of entry into this world.
Zoey: Yes. Ha ha.
& Jake: Can I ask you a personal question?
Alan: Does it involve money, drugs or pregnancy?
Jake: No.
Alan: How can I help you, my son?
& Alan: Morning.
Walden: Morning.
Alan: What happened to you?
Walden: I was perched on a dresser, and I fell on my penis.
Alan: Oh. I hate when that happens.
& Berta: Everything okay with you and Mary Poppins?
Walden: Were you eavesdropping?
Berta: If I don’t eavesdrop, I’ve got nothing to tweet about.
& Berta: The problem is she’s English. Stiff upper lips and all that. You should date a nice Polish girl.
Walden: You don’t say.
Berta: Oh, yeah. Those Commies, they’re all freaks. Sex is the only thing they didn’t have to stand in line and wait for.
& Zoey: Hey, you know what’s very weird? You Americans call these chips, we call them crisps. And what we call chips, you call...
Alan: French fries.
Zoey: Oh, don’t get me started on the French!
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