The Odd Life of Timothy Green

& Cindy: We want to use our time to tell you our story.
    Evette Onat: Okay.
    Jim: There’s just one thing...
    Cindy: You’re going to find it hard to believe.

& Jim: Not everybody has these.

& Cindy: Is he for us?
    Jim: I’m getting that feeling.

& Jim: It’s kind of crazy, right?
    Evette: I’ve heard crazier.
    Jim: Really?
    Evette: No.

---

& Jim: Have a great day!
    Timothy: Okay, bye!
    Cindy: That’s too much pressure.
    Jim: Have the day you have.

& Coach: Why are you smiling?
    Timothy: I can only get better.

& Timothy: Oh, why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
    Cindy: Why, sweetie?
    Timothy: Because it had no guts.

& Cindy: I had made a mistake.
    Jim: We made lots of mistakes.
    Cindy: Yeah, we made mistakes trying to fix our mistakes.
    Jim: Isn’t that how you know you’re a parent?
    Evette: You seem to forget what the object is here. You need to persuade us. Tell me, what would you do differently?
    Cindy: We’d make better mistakes?
    Evette: Better?
    Jim: Different.
    Cindy: New.
    Jim: New mistakes.
    Cindy: That’s... That’s what we’d do.
    Jim: Yeah.

& Cindy: Oh, believe it, sister. For years I’ve been listening to how perfect your kids are! Well, look at that! That kid is mine! I am the mom of that!

--
+ quotes on the IMDb

Soundtrack