Two and a Half Men 5×17
Charlie: What?
Berta: At your mother’s wedding?
Charlie: Yeah.
Berta: I ain’t cleaning it up.
& Alexis: So are you a friend of the bride or the groom?
Alan: Well, the bride is my mother, so... The groom.
& Alan: So he was just lying there with his pants down?
Charlie: Apparently somebody was giving him a very special wedding present.
Alan: Mom?
Charlie: I don’t think so. She’s downstairs acting as if nothing happened. And more importantly, she married the guy. Why would she bother?
& Charlie: Teddy’s dead.
Berta: Yeah, that’s a stiffy.
Charlie: We have got a real problem here.
Berta: What do you mean “we”?
& Evelyn: You son of a bitch!
Alan: So you weren’t the one who was...?
Evelyn: Of course not! I already married the man. I just can’t believe he’d cheat on me on our wedding day.
Courtney: Excuse me, my father is lying here dead!
Evelyn: With his pants around his ankles and lipstick on his hoo-hoo.
& Berta: So who do you suppose was smoking Teddy’s sausage?
Courtney: Berta, that is my father in there!
Berta: Okay. So who do you suppose was smoking your father’s sausage?
& Berta: I’m warning you, coffee tends to shoot through me. So if you’ve got a cavity search planned, you better do it pretty quick.
Detective Henry Ketchum: We don’t need to do a cavity search.
Berta: Can I request one?
& Berta: You can’t blame him. You gotta figure that boinking Evelyn is like riding a bicycle over train tracks. You’ll get where you’re going, but you’re gonna feel every bump.
& Detective Henry Ketchum: Look, Jake, what I wanna know is... were you in your uncle’s room at any time today?
Jake: No, I never go in my uncle’s room.
Detective Henry Ketchum: Why not?
Jake: Because all the skin mags are in my dad’s room.
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