The Big Bang Theory 6×10
& Raj: Can we change the subject? Spiders give me the jeebie-jeebies.
Howard: It’s... “heebie-jeebies.”
Raj: I know, but that sounds anti-Semitic.
& Amy: I think I’m too sick to go to the funeral.
Sheldon: You’re sick?.. You poor kid. Well, see ya.
Amy: Sheldon, aren’t you gonna take care of me?
Sheldon: Me?! No. No, I’m not that kind of doctor.
& Sheldon: Amy. Amy. Amy. I made a commitment in writing to comfort you in times like this. Additionally, you are my girlfriend, and I care about your well-being.
& Howard: ..... So, how have you been?
Mr. Rostenkowski: Fine.
Howard: Good. Fine is good. ..... How you liking retirement?
& Sheldon: 102.2... Exactly what it was half an hour ago. It’s like you’re not even trying to get better.
& Sheldon: How can you sleep? I’m not done making you feel better. I still have to put a cold rag on your head, sing to you and apply VapoRub to your chest.
Amy: Y-You want to rub something on my chest?!
Sheldon: Yes. All over it.
Amy: Maybe we should start with that.
Sheldon: Now you’re being a responsible patient.
& Sheldon: Now, you may notice some tingling.
Amy: Oooh, I’m counting on it.
& Leonard: I’m no expert... but I think the hook has to go through the worm.
& Sheldon: Uh, I’m going to draw you a soothing bath. Where’s your bath thermometer?
Amy: I don’t have a bath thermometer.
Sheldon: Fine. Then I’m going to draw you a nerve-wracking bath of indeterminate temperature.
& Amy: See the stuff in my nose?.. Rubber cement.
Bernadette: I don’t mean to be judgy... but this is the kind of thing lunatics do.
Amy: All right... I’ll tell him.
Sheldon: Amy, would you be strong enough to bathe yourself, or do you need my help?
Amy: ... I’ll tell him tomorrow. Mama needs a bath.
& Leonard: My dad was an anthropologist. The only father-son time he spent was with a 2,000-year-old skeleton of an Etruscan boy. I hated that kid.
Raj: Mine just took me to his gynecology office. I got so bored, I’d put vaginal lubricant on the bottom of my shoes and pretend I was ice-skating.
Howard: Yeah, well, my quality father-son time was spending my adolescence looking out the window waiting for my dad to come back someday...
Raj: Yeah, okay, Howard wins.
& Sheldon: You know, it’s a tad old-school, but my father was not one to spare the rod when my brother would sneak into his truck and drink his driving whiskey.
Amy: Are you saying you want to spank me?
Sheldon: I don’t want to. But it looks like you left me no choice.
Amy: That’s true... I’ve been a very bad girl.
& Howard: Really? Your wife makes you do stuff? You’re a big, scary cop.
Mr. Rostenkowski: You’re an astronaut, and your wife makes you do things, and she’s only four feet tall.
& Mr. Rostenkowski: There’s an Indian casino near Palm Springs. You know how to shoot craps?
Howard: No, but I’m not a stranger to dice games. I was the Temple Beth-El Hebrew School Yahtzee champion.
Mr. Rostenkowski: Mazel tov.
& Howard: Thank you, sir.
Mr. Rostenkowski: Call me Mike.
Howard: Okay... Oh, boy, we’re just married to a couple of ballbusters, huh, Mike?
Mr. Rostenkowski: That’s my wife and daughter you’re talking about.
Howard: Great couple of gals!
Mr. Rostenkowski: I wouldn’t go that far.
& Sheldon: Are you prepared to receive your punishment?
Amy: ... One second. I want to put on some music.
Sheldon: Why?
Amy: I don’t want to disturb the people next door while you discipline me.
& Sheldon: Very well, then. Get over my knee. Let’s begin...
Amy: Oh, my!
Sheldon: Excuse me. You’re not supposed to be enjoying this.
Amy: Then maybe you should spank me harder...
Sheldon: Maybe I will.
Amy: Oooh!
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