Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Jake: It’s delicious.
Berta: No argument there.
Jake: Why is it called blackout chili?
Berta: Well, sweetheart... sometimes when people drink, they do things they wouldn’t normally do. Me, I like to walk into a biker bar... and take a swing at the biggest chick there. Your uncle Charlie, on the other hand, makes chili.
& Jake: But what’s the blackout part?
Charlie: Oh, jeez, Jake. How many times have I told you not to crap up my kitchen?
Jake: But I’m not the one who... oh.
& Charlie: When’s it due?
Jake: Monday.
Charlie: Okay. Today’s Saturday?
Jake: Yeah.
Charlie: We got plenty of time.
Jake: Yeah, but my dad always says if I do my work early... I have the weekend to have fun.
Charlie: That makes no sense whatsoever.
Jake: That’s what I said.
& Jake: Are we gonna gamble?
Charlie: No, suckers gamble. We’re gonna analyze statistics with proven scientific principles... and make wagers based on the resulting data.
Jake: I think I’d rather watch TV.
Charlie: Come on. Come on.
& Jake: How much can I bet?
Charlie: How much did you bring?
Jake: I have to use my own money?
Charlie: Boy, you really are your father’s son, aren’t you?
& Charlie: Now listen and learn. In any financial transaction, there is one question both parties ask themselves.
Jake: We’re going to a party?
Charlie: Will you shut up and listen?
Jake: I thought we were going to the track.
Charlie: I swear to God, I will throw you out of this car.
& Charlie: The question is, what leverage do I have in this transaction? And the answer for you is none.
Jake: What’s leverage?
Charlie: Oh, boy. All right, a lever is how you move things. Leverage is how you move people.
& Alan: You don’t understand. Money gives him choices and freedom.
Charlie: Yeah, so?
Alan: I don’t have choices and freedom... why should he?
& Charlie: Look, Jake, sooner or later, every guy gets hustled.
Jake: Even you?
Charlie: Even me. I remember when I wasn’t much older than you... I spent 100 bucks on a bag of oregano.
Jake: Oregano?
Alan: Your uncle was making spaghetti sauce!
Charlie: Yeah, in a parked car... before I went to the Pink Floyd Laserium show.
Alan: Thank you.
& Charlie: The important thing is you learn something that will serve you for the rest of your life.
Jake: What’s that?
Charlie: Always buy motorbikes and oregano... from authorized dealers.
Alan: No. No. That is not the lesson.
Jake: A fool and his money are soon parted?
Alan: No.
Jake: Don’t run with scissors?
Charlie: Do you mind?
Alan: Go ahead.
Charlie: I’m down to “don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Jake: That’s not it, is it?
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