My Name Is Earl 4x23

Bullies

& — You’ll destroy everyone and everything that gets in your way. Especially baby seals.
   Randy: Cool. So what’s it taste like? The drugs, not the baby seal. I know what those taste like.
   — Oh, you don’t drink this, you inject it into your scrotum.
   Randy: Oh, my God! That’s my scrotum?!?!

& Catalina: Kill her! I know a guy who can make any death look like a suicide.

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& Randy: You think kryptonite works on people who aren’t Superman?
   Earl: I don’t know. Probably not.
   Randy: What about garlic?
   Earl: That only works on vampires.
   Randy: Apples?
   Earl: I’m pretty sure that’s only for doctors. What are you trying to keep away?
   Randy: Joy.
   Earl: Try hummus.
   Randy: Thanks, Earl.
   Earl: Good night, Randy.
   Randy: Good night, Earl.

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