Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Greg: Sixteen years.
Charlie: Whoa. What ended it? Cheating? Drinking? Gambling?
Greg: Gay.
Charlie: Oh, her?
Greg: No.
Charlie: Ah, ahem... So, what, you didn’t wanna try drinking or gambling?
& Alan: Don’t be silly. He knows I’m not gay.
Charlie: Are you sure? For 16 years, he didn’t know he was gay.
& Charlie: Berta, how long have you been working for me?
Berta: Define “working.”
Charlie: What kind of hair conditioner do I use?
Berta: I quit.
& Jake: It’s okay if I’m not gay, right?
& Alan: I’ve been unhappy for most of my life. I’ve never really fit in anywhere... and now, suddenly, I’m happy. Some might even say I’m glowing.
Charlie: There is a big leap between glowing and flaming.
Alan: I’m just saying that this friendship with Greg has been so easy... and fun, and everybody else just seems happier thinking I’m gay. Maybe that’s the answer...
Charlie: What was the question?
Alan: Who is Alan Harper?
Charlie: That’s easy. Alan Harper is an idiot.
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