It Never Rains in Hooterville
Alan: Yeah, and if pigs start flying out of my rear end... we’ll have free bacon for the rest of our lives.
Jake: I don’t know that I’d eat that bacon...
& Alan: What happened to your Harry Potter posters?
Jake: I’m not a kid anymore, Dad.
& Charlie: Are those nails in my wall?! Are you out of your freaking mind?!!
Jake: No.
Charlie: No? That’s your answer? No?
Jake: ...Yeah.
& Jake: Dad?
Alan: Yeah, buddy?
Jake: Bite me.
& Alan: I can’t help but feel a little empty inside. Like a chapter of my life is over.
Charlie: So? You’ve still got plenty to look forward to.
Alan: You mean, besides work, loneliness and death?
Charlie: Absolutely. There’s memory loss... Impotence... Adult diapers... I’m all you’ve got, pal.
& Alan: Sweetie, do you remember why we split up?
Kandy: The big reason or all the little reasons?
Alan: The big one.
Kandy: Because there were a lot of little reasons.
& Jake: Hello, ladies, I’m Harry Potter.
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